Who says guys don't have a sensitive side?

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 13:03:55

Who says guys don't have a sensitive side?

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they

connect, they end

up leaving together. They get back to his place, and

as he shows her around

his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is

completely packed with soft,

sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds

and hundreds of

cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows

covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to

lovingly arrange

them and she was immediately touched by the amount of

thought he had put

into organizing the display. There were Small Bears

all along the bottom

shelf.Medium-sized bears covering the length of the

middle shelf, and Huge,

enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for a young man to have such a

large a collection

of Teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but

doesn't mention

this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his

sensitive side.

All the while thinking to herself, Maybe this guy could

be

the one! Maybe he could father my children?...etc.

She turns to him...they kiss... and then they rip each

other's clothes

off and make hot steamy love. After an intense,

explosive night of raw

passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there

together in the afterglow,

the woman rolls over, strokes his chest and asks coyly

"Well, how was it?"

The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the

bottom shelf"

Post 2 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 13:18:51

hahahahahahahahahah

Post 3 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 14:02:03

rofl! Oh my!

Post 4 by Pure love (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 14:14:03

Wo. Lol!!!! Awesome!!! Lolol

Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 14:32:11

lollol!

Post 6 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 15:02:56

Carla, if you don't quit posting junk like this: "I'm telling the admins!"

Other than that, it's funny.

Bob

Post 7 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 19:41:43

Oh my.